this is such toxic advice.
Narrrz
it gets him coming and going. alzeimers is degrading his mental capacity, which as you mentioned, was already only the level of a six year old.
a very average six year old.
this puts me in mind of the conservative neighbours I had living out in the country a couple of years ago. need to borrow milk, get your car started, towed out of mud, whatever, they were there to help.
but they quit America to come here because it was becoming a socialist hellhole.
('here' is not less socialist than America)
if your article can be summarised as "no", you don't have enough material to write an article.
don't give your characters a tragic backstory. give them a tragic **front**story
is the idea meant to be, "but if you become a man, how will you ever have babies?"?
if so, talk about cringe.
so what's the plunger/French press?
I'm not American, but I'm definitely guilty.
"I feel like the Labour Party has lost its way, and their new leader just doesn't impress me..."
cue opposition party taking power.
the hosting is free, you just pay a subscription to ensure it stays that way.
don't forget to make your first wish "if i, as i am now or as i become subsequent to their fulfilment, am unsatisfied with the outcome of any of my wishes, i wish to return to the moment i first was granted them, retaining full knowledge of the timeline as i caused it to be but with the ability to make diffent choices"
since we're supposed to not be dealing with a monkey paw/genie situation, i didn't use it this way, but in general I'd recommend making it your first wish under any such circumstances.
rephrase as necessary to further weed out possible loopholes.
a private reality which obeys whatever rules i want it to.
the ability to interface this reality with any others, as well as disconnect it, at will.
one always lies, one tells the truth, one stabs people who ask tricky questions