"I had a dream about you last night"
"Was I eating your ass?"
"No"
"Then it wasn't me" 
Naal
joined 4 years ago
just thinking about how fucked up the whole sisyphus thing is (Im 6'5 btw)
sports anime that follows two gay athletes who are dating but play on different teams in the same league. As both teams make it through the season and into the playoffs, the show explores their changing feelings as the competition puts it under pressure, culminating where they face each other in the championship
the show doesn't focus on the games themselves, but on their day-to-day lives
sisyphus, just starting: haha wow this is so easy
sisyphus, later: okay i do NOT like pushing this boulder up this hill. this is actually kind of a pain in the ass
oh wait I CAN do that 
oh ok so now i can't burn three tons of creosote just because people are breathing it??? This country is going to shit with all the DEI and the woke. What's next, a license to cook toast in my own damn toaster??
Common NL W
INCREDIBLY based
god please let me not fumble this NB baddie god please if u can hear me
idk have u tried smoking weed and watching twitch
My "I did not shit my pants" shirt is getting a lot of questions that are already answered by my shirt