Naal

did a cow type this

wow imagine telling on urself like this

my senior year I needed 6 credits of electives to graduate, could be literally anything. So I took 3 credits of a freshman creative writing class and the f'ing professor tried to fail me. Our final was a take-home short story that had 4 different plot points to incorporate where you only learned the subsequent points after turning in the preceding section, and she claimed that I used something pre-written (which I didn't do) because apparently leaving your beats open-ended so you can make a smooth transition isn't something people do.

She had it out for me because in the middle of the semester she was on a rant about how "a guy got paid millions to give speeches and he couldn't even spell potato", and I was like "I also think Dan Quayle's an idiot but I can get why people would want to hear him speak because he was a VP and a presidential candidate" and she HATED me for it, like sorry you didn't expect one of your students to actually know anything

ur such a merry prankster

40% of the mass of a good pair of sweatpants should be microbial

the potion seller video is only for the strongest of viewers and you are clearly not of the strongest you are clearly of the weakest

and when he came back they denied him

how tf am i supposed to tell people that my favorite internet celebrity is a dirt owl

two wolves:

Why is there so much bionicle lore

Why is there so much bionicle lore

W friend

real

matched with a guy whose profile indicated he lived 2 hours away in the same state. we're chatting and he tells me he just left the US two weeks ago because his work contract ended. Now he's gone back home to the PHILIPPINES

why does god give his sexiest battles to his most down bad soldiers?? In b4 catfish but im pretty sure this guy's legit based on his insta