NPa

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[–] NPa@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Keir Starmer couldn't even make a proper mud-pie if he was living in a bog

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a gross misrepresentation of a sacred and hallowed tradition... We also get drunk during the drive between stops, while waiting to enter the houses and also while planning the trip and when we're running around naked in the middle of the city square to swim in the public fountains.

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

This man needs to be dissected for science so we can finally discover the source of Hitler Particles

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

First they came for the cis-het men, I didn't speak out, because I was busy getting dragged to the force-fem camps.

Then they didn't come for anyone else, and things were great

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pokémon battle or game of pick-up?

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Getting your news from NPR is like getting your news from those soothing YouTube videos of rainfall and white noise

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Brie: "hey Virgil why do you have a clause about getting residuals even in the case of... 'doing a Polanski'? What does that even mean?"

Virgil: [disappears in a cloud of vape smoke]

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

When you forget to place a bowl under the strainer

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Or just fold in a bunch of oats to make oat-balls

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can re-temper it and set it in molds to make kitchen-sink chocolate bars

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