Well, they certainly do like to blame my generation for everything, so there's that.
Lazy millennials. They should pick themselves up by their bootstraps and work hard, just like me, earning more than half of what they do now and paying a quarter what they do for rent. So lazy!
Hey, get off my lawn, you're going to lower my property value by being poor.
I'm too tired to wrap my brain around it at the moment, but you gave a valiant effort. I'm sure I'll get it tomorrow after I've gotten my wake up juice.
I think that's a clear indication I need to take a break for the evening, so wherever you are and whatever time it is there, I bid you a good morning, afternoon, or goodnight... Whichever is most applicable.