Mycatiskai

joined 2 years ago
[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

One of your beers should be called either Cumsprite (if you have a summer beer with a lemon zesty undertone) or maybe call it I'm Telling. Only the Oglaffer will get it.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Say it like a Canadian. It's aboot time.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Maybe the silencer is what made all the difference.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 months ago (3 children)

It's not funny it's 🥾⏳

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

If they make a bigger button and then the enemy can push a button with their wrist nubbin.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 16 points 8 months ago

Just once I'd like to hear one of these news shows say "these workers can't afford their rent after working 40 hours a week plus overtime and the part time employees will not gain enough hours to get benefits until they have worked 2.5 years. While their bosses continue to suck all profits from their work as shareholder payouts and golden parachutes."

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

I use 2-3 squares of toilet paper to wipe and dry. I don't want to run the electrical wires to hook up a fancy bidet with a hot air blower

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

For that to work some people have to get too much pressure. Your clean ass will have been built on the live lost to excessive bidet pressure.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

No they use a numbing spray then punch a small hole then pull the vas deferens out the small hole and do the procedure. It heals up to a pin hole sized mark that can barely be seen.

I was in to work that night on desk duty(with ice packs) for a few weeks rather than my normal heavy lifting which I went back to soon after.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

It is free elsewhere but has a longer recovery time and uses a surgical method that has more negative effects I didn't want to deal with.

Also it meant dealing with a doctor who wasn't going to question me being young and childfree and wanting to remain childfree.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago

Not that I can recall and I have read every strip online and I have them in book form too. As the other person said it does have some similarities to the mistress but she has red hair not white and doesn't have greenish blue skin.

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