Third option, very unlikely but 91 people register in the by election and 4 of them are named Pierre one with a French last name starting with P.
The ballot is alphabetical and he is bunched in between the other PPs, the real PP stands up but no one in Alberta knows French much or how to read because education is underfunded so they elect the independent Pierre Pondulac
Many of these natalists aren't talking about humanity in general when they talk about low birth rates.
They mean the wrong kinds of people are having too many babies and the (rhymes with right) kind of people aren't having enough babies.