MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

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[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 72 points 1 year ago (3 children)

We should go back to cloth sacks that we can make dresses out of again!

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pasadena Jones and The Penultimate Crusade.

We have:

  • Pasadena Jones
  • Herr McGoo
  • Pasadena Jones’ immortal father
  • Pasadena Jones’ love interest

Bakula‽ Jeepers! I thought it was Harrison ford for a hot second.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 38 points 1 year ago (8 children)

It’s not just to troll. There are actual differences between the RCS and iMessage protocols and their capabilities.

If only they had developed some kind of companion technology that connected to the phone and directed separate audio channels to each of your ears. Eh, such a specialized device could never gain widespread adoption if stereo phone calls were the only practical use case.

Wouldn’t we all be better off if Musk was a little less motivated?

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I think it’s all the Switch games, or most of them. It’s part of the system font. It’s at least any game that can be played with a single joy-con because the traditional layout doesn’t match the labels in that configuration.

Nintendo is generally good at this part of design. Back in the GameCube days, all the buttons were different shapes, sizes and were easy to tell apart by feel, so they just used icons of the buttons. In the N64 days, X, Y and Z were all triggers in different positions, and the C buttons had arrows on them so you could tell by the icon which was which.

  1. Briefs because our balls get in the way and our sweaty scrotum sticks to our legs. The leg bands of the briefs sit up in the crease and separate the sack from the thighs.

  2. Boxers because some folks don’t like restriction and want airflow to our sweaty balls. Also they come in more fun patterns.

  3. Because that’s what our parents bought for us as kids. It’s not an important enough part of our wardrobe to change if it’s working for us. No one is supposed to see them in public anyways.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean the one who said that he’d ban electric cars?

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Thrust yourself into la petite mort with a Seppuku™ Vibrator today!

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