MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

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[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Does the belly say “Ron”?

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you’re saying that the in-office mandate only applies to employees that can’t afford to move away from the office.

Huh. That’s an interesting way to explain what people mean when they use “steep learning curve” that way. I’d always been taught that a learning curve is proficiency vs. experience.

We can condemn it and still laugh our asses off at the irony of that a convicted felon who advocates for the proliferation of firearm usage and told school shooting victims to “get over it” just got shot at and is going to whine and bitch about it for the rest of his conscious existence.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thank you! I knew who it was, but the name slipped my mind and, the only country my stupid brain would associate him with was Columbia. 😂

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

in Georgia, he has increased his share of the vote by 0.9 percent since the debate, though the Republican Party is still ahead by 3.5 percent.

In Michigan, he has increased his vote share by 0.8 percent making him ahead of Trump by 0.4 percent, and in North Carolina he has also increased his vote share by 0.8 percent, though the Republicans are still ahead by 4 percent.

It feels like the difference is within the margin of error, but I have no clue since they didn’t cite the new poll or the old poll they are comparing it to.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don’t get it… what’s the illusion?

*zooms in on legs to make sure there’s not extra*

F#&%!

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Right! I think the only thing they missed is airplanes just not being necessary for delivery (unless you count in-flight wi-fi). And the grammaphone was just leapfrogged; the first news radio broadcast was only 7 years after this cartoon

Counterpoint: Podcasts

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Who really needs to buy fancy papers when we’ve got our good old friend, duct tape. And remember folks, if they don’t find you handsome, they’ll at least find you high.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Freezistance

Of course they don’t know how it got missed! If the knew how, they’d’ve been able to improve their 70+% miss rate

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