MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

joined 1 year ago

Well that was a wild ride down memory lane…

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 89 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That explains why my fuzzy terrorist always wants to bite them.

Not an item, but our DM let a player dissolve a mundane door lock with the acid splash cantrip

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lol, yeah. 👍

I was doing a political poll just the other day and the third or fourth question was a color question like: “Which of the following is associated most with a ripe banana?”

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

6 * 11 = 66

66 -> 6 6

6 * 6 = 36

The meeting was two days before he was shot in the ear

36 - 2 = 34

34 felony convictions

Profit?

Sounds like in-kind campaign contributions…

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

Do you need to take a nap Number One?

No Captain. I need to take a number two.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does it affect me negatively? sure. Does it affect me on a personal level? Absolutely not. I guess I view it with a kind of sad condescension, like: “I’m sorry society is so fucked up that you feel it necessary to lash out like that. I’m trying my best, but I’m only one man.” Now that I think about it, I’m not sure what the says about my engagement with system. I’m going to have to ruminate on that…

Down with the patriarchy!

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 51 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Now, consider Diglet.

I take the pack of Kimber wolves.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Weird Al Show theme song

That’s why they carpeted the bedroom walls.

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