MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

joined 1 year ago

Great! Now I have to change the combination on my luggage.

Why?… why now?… If your going to hold out this long, why endorse anyone?

Does he think he is going to sway anyone on Election Day? Did anyone who actually cares really think he was ever leaning the other direction?

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They are all great!

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Does anyone else remember when his campaign staff took his phone away for the final week before the election so he couldn’t tweet anything batshit insane that could harm his chances?

Sounds like a name from a parody planet Blearth.

Reminds me of Improvised Star Trek.

So it was a pan-Scandinavian race.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 88 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Behind every good sniper is a good spotter.

So what you’re saying… is that penguins are…

Faux Auks

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 26 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Well, they don’t have to be dead.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why are you like this?

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