MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

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[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 13 points 6 months ago (10 children)

Dubya isn't in the public consciousness right now. His presidency has been quietly swept under the rug by both parties.

The New Orleans Police Department said in a statement that “law enforcement is working to determine applicable charges in this incident.”

They don’t even know yet, but they didn’t like it so there has got to be one. What a fucking joke.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 48 points 6 months ago (21 children)

That’s not gonna go far

Evap system error: excess fumes in exhaust.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Talk about opposable thumbs!

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 18 points 6 months ago (4 children)

“…grifting in a lonely world”

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I have this sinking feeling that Anakin is standing behind us with a smug ass look in his eyes…

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 14 points 6 months ago (9 children)

I am.

But the plumber already charges for the service call + hourly rate + parts + after-hours/holiday emergency surcharge… what is the tip for? Was I supposed to have been tipping my mechanic too all these years?

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 23 points 6 months ago (21 children)

What? Tipping movers is a thing‽ I’ve only ever moved myself, but I always assumed that you hire movers specifically to move you. Isn’t that the point? Why would you have to pay them more than they bill you? That feels like tipping your plumber for fixing your drain. Do people do that too?

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Things not looking so sunny side up as local Denny’s gets grand slammed by eggsorbident costs due to ova’ul crime. Police unsure if culprits are laying low, on the run, or playing chicken.

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