MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

Fun fact! Pizza is already plural. The singular is a piz, which is where we get the English word “piece”, because pizza come pre-portioned. The word “peace” also comes from the same derivation, because it is impossible to go to war while enjoying a piz of pizza.

/s

What if the singular of Kleenex was a Kleenek.

My eggos

Couldn’t even have myself better it said

I wonder if he ever said “thank you” to the guys who caught it for him.

M

What should I put on my bingo card for the “reasons” these folk were abducted

So far I’ve got:

• “;” or other mental health awareness tattoo
• song lyrics tattoo
• literature quote tattoo
• medical procedure tattoo
• surgery scars
• no criminal record is evidence of criminality
• tattoo of family member(s) (name, image, or other representation)
• tattoo from a video game, or comics
• no tattoos
• something something hamas

I bet someone has already been deported for a “¿porque no los dos?” Tattoo

Stopped clocks…

Cici n'est pas une vape

convicted criminal[,] rapist

Don’t forget the comma! The criminal conviction was for fraud. And the rape was a determined in a civil suit that met the common definition of rape but not necessarily the legal criminal definition in that jurisdiction, because the victim couldn’t tell whether he penetrated her with his finger or his pp. We don’t want a defamation suit on our hands here.