The gang look cozy
MyNameIsRichard
In addition to what's already been said, Canonical have a history of starting grandiose projects and then abandoning them a few years later. See Mir, Unity, and Ubuntu Touch for examples.
Is your Persi like my Percy, a cuddly thug?
Management trying to look useful
Alpine Linux is often recommended in similar circumstances. I've never tried it so can't say how it is. Of course you could use Debian with a light WM.
Well then, it's an interesting proposal because it would be nice to see a major player default to KDE. I don't see it happening though.
Is this an April Fool? I trust nothing posted on 1 April!
According to vim --help:
-y Easy mode (like "evim", modeless)
Put such things into your home dir which does not change when distro hopping. home dir will always stay there no matter what.
Unless you've put it on the same partition as root
Smudge all grown up