MyNameIsRichard

The universe has clearly decided that you need another cat. Who are you to disagree with the universe?

You can see the moment that his turn with the brain cell ends

Looks like a bit of both to me

I'm not sure if it's niche but openSUSE Tumbleweed isn't as popular as it deserves to be. If you are looking for more niche, back in my distro hopping days I enjoyed Kaos and Solus

Turns out it doesn't work properly if you do let it

They radiate happiness

"Worse"

Cheesus, they can do better than that

On recent performance, no they can't. I mean, they had the chance to use Driftwood and went with Slowroll.

Microsoft sued Lindows because it was too similar to Windows (and lost)

SUSE provide a lot of the infrastructure for openSUSE and base their enterprise Linux from factory.

Documentation, bug triage and many other non technical tasks

Yeah, there ain't a flat surface in your house without a cat's arse on it.