MutilationWave

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[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yep! Twitter is going to be Weixin. I'll go to my grave calling it twitter in a pathetic display of disapproval.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Move to West Virginia, we need more people like you. I just got a beautiful Serbian made AK, all I had to do was wait for it to be shipped over and pick it up at my local gun shop. 15 minutes for the background check which is essentially no felonies, because I have an extensive misdemeanor record from when I was young and wild. All I had to do was listen to the workers and customers spout bullshit conspiracy theories and talk about the latest Joe Rogan episode. Small price to pay.

Even my wife, who was previously anti-gun, bought a 9mm. Interesting times.

The EU just announced $730 billion in war materiel for Ukraine. This is double what the US contributed over three years.

As far as I can tell, Trump has only been right about a single thing, that Europe needs to spend more money on military.

Looks like it's blowing up in his face and it's going to fuck him out of selling Ukraine to Russia.

The Art of the Deal

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That conjured a great mental image for me of old man Putin setting out little bowls for neighborhood cats with the faces of Elon and Trump.

I've heard it said that Putin is actually the world's richest man, worth over $1 trillion. I could believe it.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)

Also the reason why Saudis funded it. They want a piece of the post truth pie. But why did Elon even bother with the Saudi money? Is it as simple as wanting to keep the high score?

He paid $44 billion for twitter (of his and others' money) but the presidency of the richest country on earth only cost $250 million? It doesn't add up at all.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I often wonder how it goes behind closed doors. Is Zelenskyy all polite or is he more like you're full of shit and you fucking know it?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What's wrong with Cory? I think he's brilliant.

Unless you're suggesting some kind of utopian emergence from the ashes.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I'd love to try it. How does it compare to deer? I like deer but I don't like black bear. That's my line for gaminess.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

I have a suspicion that if it weren't for all the disease the colonizers would have destroyed them anyway.

Also nobody intentionally made them deathly ill? Smallpox blankets.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The snails I've had (only twice) were delicious. Is geoduck like that? They look like a big snail.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago (3 children)

This is just the beginning. He's going to force the government to run through twitter. Then you'll only be able to pay your bills through twitter. Then your national ID will be authorized through twitter. Then all banking through twitter. It's coming.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 6 months ago

Maybe it's because they're subverting the largest and most powerful democracy in the world. Wait until the real purges start. I bet you won't be able to dig a hole deep enough to fit your head.

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