MutilationWave

joined 7 months ago

Shudders. Shutters are what people used to have in the US to get through the storms. People thought they were cool so a trend spread. Now almost every house has fake ones. Look on the sides of your windows from outside, ever wonder why that shit was screwed in beside the windows?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Two new to me dinosaurs awesome. What is your opinion on giants that could fucking fly and swallow you alive without even noticing?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 months ago

Ok so first of all you were right it was a big deal when Coelacanth was rediscovered. Don't give up so easy, that person is just saying it was a fish not a dinosaur.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As of years before World War 2, Henry Ford was a fucking nazi.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah my partner and I didn't get married until 8 years deep, and that's going steady. We were fucking on and off for years before. We did it to appease our family. Never had any kids thank the hole in the ozone.

We all got our struggles. Ours are shitty and I'm sure you guys have shitty ones too. Fucking life is shitty. All we can do is try to help our people out when we can.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

We got married ten years ago and she didn't take my name. I'm very much cool with it, and it's got easier over the years.

For real I'm not even allowed in that country for a crime I committed 20 years ago.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 months ago

As a fairly jacked middle aged bald man, I want to get one for the funny, but I won't give them money.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You are the funniest motherfucker on the internet today.

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