MummifiedClient5000

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Norges rigeste mand sætter London-palæ til salg for milliarder: 'Storbritannien er gået ad helvede til' in c/nyheder@feddit.dk
[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 9 points 1 week ago

Den stakkels cancer på samfundet blev truet med at skulle betale skat. Godt at der stadig findes oaser sydpå som kan nøjes med lidt bestikkelse.

Peep Show – The Most Realistic Portrayal of Evil Ever Made (2020) in c/hackernews@lemmy.bestiver.se
[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 1 points 1 week ago

This is outrageous!

Trump threatens to block Washington Commanders stadium deal unless team changes back to former name in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 4 points 1 week ago

Can't get much smaller than just the one senile, easily-bribed pedophile rapist. Touché.

Meal prepping in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 1 points 2 weeks ago

You could be right, I don't know. Frankly, I don't want to know.

New paint scheme just in after Delta moves toward eliminating set prices in favor of AI that determines how much you personally will pay for a ticket in a classic price fixing scam in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 4 points 2 weeks ago

Captain Jack Sparrow!

Meal prepping in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 1 points 2 weeks ago

You're not helping the cause that you think you are helping.

Meal prepping in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That is NOT from Glorious Nation of Denmark! It is German or possibly Austrian.

The 22nd Amendment needs to be reviewed in c/Mirror@50501.chat
[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 22 points 2 weeks ago

Has a doctor promised him that his balls will eventually drop?

Corn dogs, fake Doritos in c/cooking@lemmy.world
Trump announces tariffs of 30% on the European Union, starting August 1. in c/europe@feddit.org
[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 19 points 3 weeks ago

So.... "I'm totally not going to chicken out"?

MAGA Dad Gets Green Card Revoked Despite Backing Trump in c/LeopardsAteMyFace@lemmy.ca
[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 11 points 3 weeks ago

Ohno, the thing he wanted to happen to other people happened to himself.

Trump announces tariffs of 30% on the European Union, starting August 1. in c/europe@feddit.org
[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 104 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

You will never be disappointed with The United States of America.

Is the whole thing satire?

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