Muaddib

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I'm sure this would work out fine in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago

Right, but you're wrong. The people in charge disagree. Your new definition isn't what the rules are based on.

It would get old fast in c/memes@sopuli.xyz
[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 7 points 11 hours ago

The Good Place doesn't have cars, except for when Michael and Brent are being awful.

Any other neurospicy people get this? in c/autism@lemmy.world
[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 11 points 11 hours ago

These communities are really harmful because they take completely normal behaviours like laying on the floor for 45 minutes after a social outing and pathologise them. I guess everyone has ADHD now!!

/s gotcha dudes

I wish there was an uninhabited, autonomous zone for folks who want "freedom" to play out their dangerous ideas away from the rest of society in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 3 points 16 hours ago

But then the children will have to be raised by racists

I'm sure this would work out fine in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Sorry your plan to change the meaning of the word "meme" from "self replicating idea" to "funny picture" didn't work out

Israel has committed such vast sins in the name of the Jewish people that they might all have to convert to Christianity and sacrifice Jesus in order to cleanse it in c/showerthoughts@sh.itjust.works
[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

I know what Elohim wants because he told Moses to write it down on a stone tablet.

Thou shalt not murder.

Israel has committed such vast sins in the name of the Jewish people that they might all have to convert to Christianity and sacrifice Jesus in order to cleanse it in c/showerthoughts@sh.itjust.works
[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Prophets deliver messages from Elohim. And if they had one, they'd be bragging about it. Why let people believe Elohim doesn't want the genocide?

Israel has committed such vast sins in the name of the Jewish people that they might all have to convert to Christianity and sacrifice Jesus in order to cleanse it in c/showerthoughts@sh.itjust.works
[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz -1 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Because the people committing genocide don't have any prophets telling them to do it.

Israel has committed such vast sins in the name of the Jewish people that they might all have to convert to Christianity and sacrifice Jesus in order to cleanse it in c/showerthoughts@sh.itjust.works
[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz -1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

Elohim doesn't want the modern Palestinians dead. How many Jewish prophets have you seen in the last 500 years? None, because Elohim doesn't want any deaths right now.

Narciss? in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
Hertz' AI System That Scans for "Damage" on Rental Cars Is Turning Into an Epic Disaster in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz -1 points 5 days ago

It's pretty clear your understanding of the history of computer science comes from Star Wars.

YSK: This recent war on adult content was mostly started by a single law in 2018, pushed by a few evangelical groups pretending to fight sexual exploitation in c/youshouldknow@lemmy.world
[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 9 points 5 days ago

Well I'm gonna look at lots of porn. For Jesus.

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Israel has committed such vast sins in the name of the Jewish people that they might all have to convert to Christianity and sacrifice Jesus in order to cleanse it (sopuli.xyz)
 

The whole point of Jesus is that he's a blood sacrifice to redeem people's sins. He's an infinitely good being, so his sacrifice has infinite value. The idea is that anyone who accepts Jesus into their heart can sacrifice him atemporally and get their sins redeemed.

Netanyahu seems to be attempting a genocide of the Jewish people by forcing them all to worship Jesus, by committing crimes in their name of a magnitude that perhaps no earthly ritual can repent.

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AI can't set you free. (infosec.pub)
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Who is impersonating everyone involved in Draconic NEO drama? (sopuli.xyz)
 

It really looks like someone's impersonating people on both sides of this drama, and yelling a lot of sexual insults. Who? Why? What do they want?

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TRUE communism! (infosec.pub)
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Existential Comics: Nietzsche Discovers AI Art (infosec.pub)
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Apoliticism is Monarchism (infosec.pub)
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"Aren't you tired of losing all the people you love," I said to the fellow immortal (sopuli.xyz)
 

"No," he said. "I've grieved a thousand times. I'm very good at healing now. A good therapist helps."

"Oh." I wondered why I'd never tried that.

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Out of context Arcane spoiler (sopuli.xyz)
 
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Video game characters should swear when they get hurt (sopuli.xyz)
 

Forget the grunts and moans. When a mudcrab attacks my character, I want to hear "god fucking dammit" and "fucking shitbiscuit" from my character. That's how people actually sound when they get hurt.

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Luigi Mangione fixed 25% of the UI bugs in Civ VI (infosec.pub)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Muaddib@sopuli.xyz to c/luigimangione@lemmy.world
135 comments fedilink
 

https://www.newsweek.com/luigi-mangione-civ-vi-resume-1998403

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DragonTypeWyvern is a DroneRights alt (infosec.pub)
 

Stay safe out there, folks

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Harry and Ron were always bored in class because Rowling's magic system is boring as hell (sopuli.xyz)
 

A lot of people point out that it doesn't make any sense that Harry and Ron didn't like their schoolwork. Well I figured out why:

It's because the magic system is just as boring in-universe as out of universe. It doesn't make any sense in universe either. Harry and Ron realised Rowling's magic system kinda stinks way before we did, because they spent all day learning it.

If Sanderson had been writing Harry Potter, then Harry and Ron would have liked learning magic as much as Hermione did (Also, Sanderson actually DID write a book about a super-school, it's called Skyward, it's good)

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