MrZigZag

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[–] MrZigZag@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Tesla’s secret team to suppress thousands of driving range complaints

The phrasing of the title had me thrown for a second as I wondered if the complaints were about the quality of the golf balls at Tesla's practice facility(s) and how I missed knowing that Tesla had a golf division.

[–] MrZigZag@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Google may be gunning for the post office next...

When you control the mail, you control information.

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[–] MrZigZag@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Looks like a Pink Floyd album cover.

[–] MrZigZag@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I am aghast at the thought of hot dogs in a can -- and they're made from chicken instead of beef!

[–] MrZigZag@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago
[–] MrZigZag@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Wow it's smooth too; I was expecting it to look like a creepy old Clutch Cargo cartoon.

[–] MrZigZag@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dhalgen. I know some people absolutely love this book but to me it was just a directionless ramble from one random sci-fi plot to the next with little-to-no resolution to any of them.

And come on one-shoe-guy: When somebody offers you a new pair of shoes, put the damn things on instead of saying you're good and continuing to hobble around half shod / half barefoot.

[–] MrZigZag@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think it's the same hype train that said ten years ago that by now every vehicle would be self driving and all the truckers would be out of work. Or back when that first Avater movie came out that in a short while every movie and TV show would be in 3D.

[–] MrZigZag@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dear [redacted]

Please stop boasting that you are powertool (?) powerful (?) powlfeel (?) powestu! (?) poweltu (?)

Merry/Happy Christmas and a happy new year

From [redacted]

[–] MrZigZag@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

If this was a game of Risk this would be the time to be piling up all your pieces in Alaska.

[–] MrZigZag@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

Netflix's product isn't really all that good anymore either.

[–] MrZigZag@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

HR Jeff is the guy that insists that at least one of the office pizzas has some shit ingredient on it that most (if not all) of the rest of the office hates. But when the pizzas finally show up, he doesn't eat that claiming that he didn't see it or he forgot about it. Then when you go back for seconds, the only thing left is the pizza with some vile topping on it.

Fuck Jeff.

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