MrShankles

I'm glad they posted it, cause I've never seen it before

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But he came back and was still Ensign?

Are "Phase-shifted crewman" even considered in Starfleet protocol? It's not a "Mirror, Mirror" parallel universe, it's just a light time variance. They should still be considered starfleet graduates, if it's a light phase/time-shift and not a parallel universe... I think?

Rips ass aggressively —
P'takh!!

'demotes Paris back to Ensign'

— I need more Ensigns!

Or kidnapped‽ Harry's a survivor

Ex gon' give it to ya (WHAT‽)

Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own

EX gon' deliver to ya (Uh)

Knock knock, open up the door, it's real

With the non-stop, pop pop from stainless steel

Never forget, never forgive

At 30, dried my hair too hard with a towel. Pulled my neck

In Elementary school, sitting in those hard seats/desks — a gentle fart would slip out (aka, calculated) and I would have to shift my weight to let the air bubbles escape from underneath my balls/taint

It was like a little slipstream of air bubbles that got trapped; and I could shift the stream around my taint with an asscheeks-thighs-balls combo. Kinda just able to roll back and forth on a little bed of air

I was an Airbender and never even realized

How many survived? How big was this herd? That's pretty insane, no matter how you cut it