MrPibb

joined 2 years ago
[–] MrPibb@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It would probably be more efficient for her to just get fully dressed in the closet then run to work. Just sayin’.

[–] MrPibb@lemmynsfw.com 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have to imagine this would be covered under a state’s lemon law. These defaults, at this point, almost seem intentional.

[–] MrPibb@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

He’s not your guy, friend.

[–] MrPibb@lemmynsfw.com 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This feels worse somehow. With the death penalty there is a finality to sentencing, these people are stuck on an ever speeding treadmill of despair chasing hope like it’s a carrot on a string. Even if they get out, due to the conditionality of their original sentence, they can be thrown right back in with the flick of a pen. Like Sisyphus to his boulder these people are bound to sadness perpetually stuck in a state of fear.

[–] MrPibb@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you it’s on my counter!… it never made it to the fridge.

[–] MrPibb@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You know what Republican white Jesus always says, “When the going gets tough, attack a child.”

[–] MrPibb@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Accidentally“

[–] MrPibb@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mr. Sinister. He’s such a good villain which always makes for wonderful battles.

[–] MrPibb@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (16 children)

FYI for iPhone users if you run into the Fuzz and you need to lock it out of biometrics, hit the lock button five times. This will start the emergency call count down but once canceled the iPhone can only be opened via passcode. Caveat, you need to have the five press to call turned on in Settings>Emergency SOS>Call with 5 Button presses

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