MrJukes

joined 2 years ago
[–] MrJukes@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You pronounce the p?

[–] MrJukes@lemmy.one 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You doing okay buddy?

[–] MrJukes@lemmy.one 9 points 2 years ago (6 children)

JIF is peanut butter

[–] MrJukes@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Blood. Looks like wood but you would be wrong.

[–] MrJukes@lemmy.one 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You'll have to buy your own pigeon and tape. Unfortunately, all the pigeons are being bought up to farm crypto so your pigeon is going to run you about $15,000. Also, the performance of your games will be worse since the developer didn't test with your specific breed of pigeon.

[–] MrJukes@lemmy.one 23 points 2 years ago

And who doesn't enjoy cracking open a nice clold breer?

[–] MrJukes@lemmy.one 10 points 2 years ago

Can't tell if this picture was taken by a large soft serve ice cream...

[–] MrJukes@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago

They keep saying "playa" and I keep reading it as "playah".

[–] MrJukes@lemmy.one 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

[–] MrJukes@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I filled mine with sparkling water but can't come up with a punchline.

[–] MrJukes@lemmy.one 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Speeling errors increase engagement. People leave comments informing you of your mistakes.

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