Mouselemming

If they're little wriggly sparkles against the sky, it's not floaters, it's https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_field_entoptic_phenomenon

Floaters are darkish blobs.

I thought I could see atoms!

It wasn't until I was an adult that I learned I was seeing the white blood cells in my retina's capillaries

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_field_entoptic_phenomenon

Awww, give him a little red jacket!

So give her a Barbie and move on

I'm perfectly willing to accept pop tarts as ravioli, and both as dumplings, as long as we acknowledge that both are pies.

However, if we're going to distinguish them, it probably has to come down to whether there's fat in the dough.

It's true that the avenues of escape are limited, and you don't want to create a situation like Paradise in the Camp Fire where so many people died because the roads were too jammed to escape. But it seems like there are other ways to solve that problem, maybe an automatic emergency system for the traffic lights on PCH and Sunset, or even signage that would convert all but one lane to the same escape direction.

Yes, this is definitely orange. If this were any oranger it would have access to the nukes. But it's a beautiful, lovable orange.

The original is on whatever your BBC access would be, in my case BBC America. The US version is wherever you'd access Public Broadcasting.

Which may not be anywhere anymore soon, because Trump's Congress cut their funding!

They're not being difficult, the customer is pushing a sexist agenda rather than select one of the choices named. It's perfectly reasonable for boys to want a Barbie-themed rock band figurine, or a girl to want a van for her Barbie rock band to pretend to drive to their next gig.

How long were you together before you married?

OUR APOLOGIES, THE EXHIBIT ON IMPEACHMENT HAS BEEN CLOSED DUE TO SOMEONE BEING A WHINY-ASS LITTLE BITCH

There is a scam whereby a check is sent for too much, and you're told to remit the difference. Then the check bounces. It might have been some version of that.