Mothra

They don't work for everyone. I wish I could use them

Okay. Because I also remember signing this bat, I remember it was almost clear when I signed it and I asked what was going on and the bat signature collector said once the bat is full of signatures, they coat it with a layer of white paint and keep adding signatures to it.

So now that you know the total surface of your bat's signatures, in order to calculate how many layers of signatures you got, you have to divide this total surface by the surface of the bat, keeping in mind that there is a slight offset because each layer is just slightly larger in surface area than the previous one (very much like a tree's rings).

Apparently at its very core the bat is just a thin rod, the shape you see is all made of layers and layers of signatures. It was absolutely not that thick when I signed it. Glad to see they completed it, shame to see most people forgot they ever signed it.

Loosen ties means to make cords or ties less tight. It's a physical thing. For example, with your shoestrings, you can loosen these ties if they happen to be too tight. You can also lose your shoestrings, meaning you lost them and don't know where they are anymore.

You don't talk about emotional or social ties like that. You can lose social ties though, in the sense of loss. But you don't loose social ties, it doesn't make sense. That's the difference between the two words.

Okay some people are answering with Bidet as a solution, which makes no sense (you are not going to hose down the bathroom are you?)

A photo could be useful in diagnosis, but maybe not. It could be the TP brand, it could also be regular dust since you mention it gets behind the toilet seat too.

Are you near a window? The worst cases of dust in the bathrooms that I've seen were caused by debris from the window. It doesn't even need to be a large window. My money is on the TP brand from the sounds of it

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Eh, got there eventually

Rich People Are So Out Of Touch They're Also Comfortable Giving Shit Advice To People Struggling With Financial Security, Says News Headline

Bring more homies, and more guns. What could go wrong?

The right word is "losing", one O, not two. They have different meanings

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What's this crow copypasta I'm missing out on?

Nobody is contesting your point, it's just irrelevant

iirc they had like half a metre between the flat door and the actual elevator door. You'd open the door to leave and immediately face the elevator door. Similarly you'd leave the elevator and find yourself right in front of the flat door. I could be wrong though, so take this with a pinch of salt. I haven't been there myself.