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I've never noticed stickers under the numberplate, I guess they're not as popular where I live. Most stickers I see on cars are on the windows. The few cars I've seen with stickers on the body of the car itself were owned by teens and more often than not looking like a piece of worthless junk on wheels. It might be a cultural thing, I take OP's image relates mostly to America.
"on ice" sounds like a show you could buy tickets to
Context plays a huge factor here. Depends a lot on which country you're being prosecuted, how much effort is people putting in catching you and gathering your evidence, and what kind of resources you can count with.
Personally, I'm not too tech savvy so I'd take the bury it in the woods option even if you say it can get corroded. There's many things that can happen to it, depending on the weather, environmental policies (cross your fingers they won't be selling the land for development while you're away), and what you can afford to store your drives in. I believe it's possible to protect the cache well enough if you ziplock them carefully and then find a Tupperware container, perhaps put that inside a larger wooden box or a tin to protect against crushing you should be good. Hell you can even cover the Tupperware containers in cement so it would look like you are burying rocks. But, do you have access to these things? Do you have the time?
Another option is to hide the cache similarly protected in some architectural nook you know of, perhaps at a friend or relative's house- some places have space under houses. Or perhaps you know how to crawl in some wall space or similar. The challenge here is returning to it, because the landlord (your friend) may be gone, dead or else by the time you're out. The property may be bulldozed and sold, who knows.
Can confirm, I'm always dodging my way out of the incoming goth traffic
You don't even need to elaborate that much- make friends like you'll be unemployed tomorrow
I know this is the reality we live in, but I still find rent payments shouldn't be a thing. At least not at these rates
I could swear the photos were different for me, but yes I also got the "friend request"
I don't get it
He's so average
Or eating with ketchup