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MossyFeathers
joined 2 years ago
Mal0, aka SCP-1471-a. SCP-1471 is a phone app that claims to connect you with your new best friend. SCP-1471-a is a bipedal creature who will begin texting you pictures of yourself with them imposed in the background, stating they're approaching your position. Eventually they will begin to impose themselves in your vision; out of the corner of your eye, in reflections, and so forth. Afaik it is unknown if SCP-1471-a can ever physically manifest and what would happen if they did.
That said, what is known is that furries get very horny for Mal0.
I'm not into this as a sexual thing. I will ascend and take control as my body becomes part of your chemical processes. I will become a part of you. mwahahhahah!
I miss playing multiplayer games other than VRC. However, multiplayer games just aren't fun anymore for the exact reasons you just laid out.
Cremate me and grind my ashes into small particles.
Then take those ashes and mix them into dark spices like pepper as a filler. Sell it to the general population.
I will be vored. I will be inside you. I will become part of you. You cannot stop this.
Uuuuhhhhh... Yeah. Sure. It scared the absolute fuck out of me. Yeah!
(Actually I may have seen American werewolf in Paris, but I can't remember. Either way, I remember watching it and it didn't scare me, it made me "feel funny")
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Try not to be too pessimistic. I'm 30. I'm currently making new friends left and right. Something which my previous therapist said was basically impossible. Find a better group. Hell, become a furry. No, seriously. Furries are cool people and eventually you'll find one who's a "connector" aka "the person who seems to know everyone and hooks you up with the right people", and they'll help you out. That's been my experience so far. It took a little while, but eventually I stumbled across someone like that and it's been a lot of fun and I've been getting to know a lot of cool people.
Edit: oh yeah, I forgot to ask: have you tried just talking to her one-on-one to see if she realizes that you feel like you're getting left out? It may be that she didn't even realize she was doing that.
What a fucking chad. That dude has his priorities straight.
I mean, the people leaving won't be the same ones who thought immigrants were eating their pets. They'll be the ones that the immigrant-eating-pets-believers are trying to drive out of the US (like LGBT, POC, etc).
Side note but since when is Canada a major source of drug cartels and fentanyl production lol?
No fucking clue, I didn't even know that was a thing (it probably isn't). From an American point of view, it makes me wonder if he's going to try to sell the idea of a border wall/patrol between Canada and the US, to keep people from trying to leave in the near future (and of course, he doesn't understand that the US has struggled to build a wall between Mexico and the US, and the Canadian border is way longer).
Can the teleporter interpret intent, and will it take anything I'm currently carrying (like a backpack)? If so, then I'd probably take some time to figure out where I'd like to go (terrestrial or extraterrestrial, inhabited/life complexity, technology level, species appearance (if alien), government style, beliefs, etc) and then have the teleporter send me to the place that most closely matches my vision.
If not, then idk. I'd consider teleporting myself near the event horizon of a black hole, but I'd probably get vaporized the moment I teleported if it didn't come with some kinda invulnerable safety field.