MossyFeathers

joined 2 years ago
[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 6 points 9 months ago

There is nothing wrong with being a dragonfucker. Anyone who perceives that as an insult and not a badge of honor needs help. u.u

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 3 points 9 months ago

Have you tried the original doctor who? I enjoyed those way more than nu-who; especially the capaldi stuff (which, as much as I liked the actor, the story arcs were just kinda bleh imo). I stopped watching after capaldi regenerated. Out of the nu-who though, I'd say (original) David Tennant/Christopher Eccleston > Matt Smith > capaldi ??? Other nu-whos.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 62 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I just grew boobs and my penis and testicles reverted into girl bits. I am now pregnant with triplets (to be named Mario, Wario and Waluigi). Thank you based Luigi, you saved me hundreds of thousands in expensive surgeries. Gobbless.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 50 points 9 months ago

What if the killer was the Costco founder? He told the United Healthcare CEO the same thing and then followed through.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 56 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Can confirm, lived my life as a guy 20yrs online, 30irl. Almost cried the first time someone held me. Wasn't even romantic, just platonic. I swear half of the world's problems would be solved if people were more accepting of men sharing physical affection.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 21 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Me_irl ;~;

Gen Z/alpha pls take over so we can just collapse and cry for the childhood we didn't get to have.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I can't say I've had the exact same experience, but I did get picked on by a bunch of "friends" at a birthday party. Tried to play truth or dare and I was a really honest, open kid (mostly), so when it was my turn I said, "truth" and someone asked me if I'd ever kissed a girl, and I said, "no". They decided that I had to be lying so they asked me a different question, "have I ever had a crush on a girl" to which I also said, "no". They didn't believe that either, and one of them jokingly asked, "have you (me being AMAB) ever kissed a boy?" That was coming from a kid in a really conservative Christian family, and it caught me off-guard. The truth was that no, I had never kissed a boy either, but the question made me hesitate. They lept on that.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 88 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do I need the sandwich too? If so I'll give him half (if he asks for it, otherwise I'll just sit there and eat the whole thing while missing social cues like a dumbass).

Will I need the sandwich in the near future? If so, then again, I'll give him half.

Did I just eat a meal and I don't need the sandwich now nor in the immidate future? By all means, eat!

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Remy literally has a flesh mech and army of rats working for him by the end of the movie. Wtf are you smoking, lol?

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Has anyone ever, yanno, just tried being its friend or give it therapy? No idea if it'd work, but testing X with SCP-682 is a running gag, wouldn't hurt to try some therapy. Or maybe that's part of the joke: the only way you could "neutralize" SCP-682 is by showing it empathy and compassion, but doing so is fundamentally incompatible with the SCP foundation.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe, depends on how kinky they are. I mean, humans engage in master/pet relationships as a lifestyle and not just a bedroom kink.

And no, I'm not convinced that +10,000yrs of extra development would automatically make them view a human as being like an animal. Would you really consider ancient Mesopotamians to be significantly less intelligent than modern humans?

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