MossyFeathers

Not where I live, lmao. The grippy sock hotel that I had to stay at once convinced me that they're shit and full of abusive staff.

This is the most romantic thing I've ever heard. Like, what is the deal with being queer and fungi, algae, pond scum, lichen, and general herbology?

There's a reason why I chose Mossy Feathers

I didn't even need the translation, I understood enough words that I got the gist of it and it made me laugh. How dare they be so correct.

Is this supposed to be a dig at guys with long hair? Guys with long hair are sexy. Not my fault you feel intimidated by their masculinity.

With Valerian I'd say you should watch the intro. Then turn it off. Unless you feel like watching some half-baked sci-fi eye-candy. The intro sequence with humanity's first contact and everything was beautiful and made me sniffly. The rest of the movie was pretty, kinda fun, but ultimately nowhere near as amazing as the intro.

God, I hope this doesn't spark furries vs weebs 2.0. That was unironically annoying as hell. Bitch-ass motherfuckers, don't you know that the furry community and weebdom have practically the same origin? If anything, the furries are the ones who've been around slightly longer.

Honestly, I'm pretty sure this is how my grandparents ended up MAGAts. They're old, in their 90s and their brains are fried. They used to be fairly intelligent, but they can barely think rationally anymore. They still managed to get out to vote for Trump somehow, even after promising everyone in my family that they wouldn't. They believed that the left is lying just as hard, if not harder, than the right. I don't know what their views are now that Trump is president again. I don't talk to them much anymore...

Wake me up when it has a furry mod and a mod that lets one sim go full fucking "rules of nature" on another sim.

The sim clones I've seen feel way too serious. Like they were made by the modders who can't resist dolling up their Sims and making sim versions of themselves to live out their lives vicariously through their Sims.

I don't want that. No one I know wants that. The people I know who are following these clones are only doing so because they're not actually interested in playing the clones, they're just hoping the clones will put pressure on EA to actually make good Sims content again.

Femboys are you.

I don't actually use these much, but I love using them whenever I get a chance:

CRT monitors

iPod Classic

OG GameBoy

DSi XL

I actually had rockbox on the iPod but had to take it off because I'm more concerned with how it feels to use than the actual functionality; and rockbox kinda fucked it up.

Edit: I kinda unironically wish dial-up would come back, but as a novelty that ends up blowing up into an actual, community-driven internet. A) gives me fuzzy feelings for when I was a kid at my grandparents house before they ate the MAGA brainrot, and B) might force people to learn how to optimize their shitty websites or get left behind on the corpo-web.

No... don't do this to me...

Aw, big plushie!