MossyFeathers

Beat me to it. Like, c'mon, you can't just post something like that and not share the files. Thanks for sharing them, OP.

It's like hearing the sound of your own voice, or watching a movie in a higher frame rate than normal!

Don't be silly, white people and black people are the same species. I am not.

Edit: the joke is that you're supposed to assume that the person on the other end is a human; but I am claiming not to be. I'm reacting as though the meme applies to me, and then revealing that it doesn't due to an outlandish circumstance.

No, it's animal crossing for metal gear rising fans. No, seriously. The core gameplay loop is farming for items to fill out your mastery index so that you can increase your mastery rank. Animal Crossing is basically slowly collecting items to fill out your Nook catalog. They're basically the same. Warframe even has fishing!

They did not! That is very offensive!

>:c

Christ. How much you wanna bet that the GOP is going to try and push him out like the Dems did with Biden, but unlike Biden, Trump decides to turn on them and rip the party apart.

Tbf, it took me several (rapid) iterations of the idea before my brain settled on a statement of maximum destruction. The reality is that I'd probably laugh and tell her to go fuck herself or just get confused and inform her that I wasn't intending it to be a date and I'm really not attracted to her in that way; I just thought she might be a cool friend to have (if I'm talking to someone then there's a decent chance we're either friends or will be friends in the near future). I imagine both would probably damage her ego as well, but they'd be no where as devastating as my original comment.

In that vein, after I posted my original comment my brain offered me a slightly better one:

[Start with a pause at the beginning because it creates the illusion that her response was unexpected] "...oh, sorry, everyone said I should give you a chance; I just wanted to be nice. I'm really, really sorry. I know you're a very sweet girl and you'll find the right person who can see you for your strengths."

I think I would apologize and then say that I was just trying to be nice by giving her a chance.

Humans suck, and that's why I'm glad I'm not a human!

Thanks.

Hold up, I think I'm confused about some things. I swear I've seen stuff either directly saying "just don't vote" or at least implying it from LibertyHub and LinkOpensChest, but I'm seeing a bunch of people saying the opposite. Am I misunderstanding something?