Moss

joined 2 years ago
[–] Moss@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I am volunteering to become addicted to weed

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have been getting high a lot lately, way more than I ever drank, and I'm wondering if that's a bad thing. Like I'm pretty okay with being a stoner and being high a lot of the time

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

exceedingly common chinese w

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if someone made that movie where the Beatles never existed, but also John Lennon was traded for Lenin and he never had a stroke soviet-hmm

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Does Kamala even have, like, an ideal? Or policies? The only thing people seem to know about her is that she's a cop.

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Cracker Americans will always ignore their ancestry when it's not interesting enough though. Like if they have one Italian or Irish ancestor they'll claim they are of Italian or Irish descent, but when they're English or Dutch or German or Scandinavian they never say that. A cracker could have 11 Swedish ancestors and 1 Scottish and the would call themself a proud celt.

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hexbears back! What up early squad who are back before everyone else

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

I kinda feel in love with someone on hinge and they didn't even add me back and I keep checking my phone to see if they did even though it's been nearly a week. I'm so cringe

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He may have a terminal case of sugma and is now lying on the couch and not having a good time

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

My housemate has a balls infection or something and he is lying on the couch and just breathing heavily every now and then. Poor guy is really in the trenches

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My dad texted the word "y'all". Who taught him that. He's a 60-something year old British man who has never been to America and doesn't understand the internet. Why did he say y'all it's uncanny it's not right

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I watched Mad Max: Fury Road the other night and it's really, really good

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