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Nooo I'm germaphobic
Sorry for your loss. In the future please avoid calling it a "fight" though, as that's got negative connotations toward those that can't survive the disease, since it puts the blame on the victim for "not fighting hard enough". Not saying that's what you meant, but some people definitely mean it that way.
Catch yourself leaving if you can
No need to be assholish about establishing them though.
This is kind of sad, it's hard for people to make friends in the workplace, but for some of them that's the only place they can even try to do it. So be friendly with others...
Nice! Hope you have insurance to pay for all those heart attacks you'll be causing
Probably not statistically significant at all...
I don't..
Duh, my confusion is what the metaphor is about
What the hell?
Why are you clapping back with an insult to someone making a joke...?