Eject Texas from the union the day before the election.
Dumb Texan yankoids go out to vote but there's pandemonium because they're not part of America and there are no Texan electoral college votes which would have otherwise fallen to Trump.
This causes genocide Joe to clearly win the election.
Demand that Texas rejoins the union the day after the election.
When they refuse, drone strike Abbott's house directly and the state capital as you control the empire security apparatus.
Do it you fucking coward
ok i pull up