they're doing it. they're really doing the "biden and trump's debate performance is ruzzian/seeseepee disinformation" bit.

don't believe your lying eyes, yankoids

wild that they let you do whatever you want with the hair and almost anything with the face customisation but hardlock the armour design

however, i just started and the men's bone armour shows so much cute ass when you're crawling between zones, it's wild

hey what the fuck the gif is animated in the preview thumbnail aaaaaaaaaa

Look at this fuckin dude lmao

he's so good x4

cum

freely

hey, thanks for that - I was aware of them going into limping retreat at critical health, and the minimap showing what I thought were "mortal wound cries" with the skulls coming from their icon, but i never would have picked up on the method of trapping unless there's an optional quest i haven't got yet

I want to sit this dude down, strap them to the chair and force them to watch lucha libre for 48 straight hours

you will appreciate the grace and fluidity of Mistico, Hechicero, Black Taurus and Mascara Dorada. you will enjoy it. you will not be weird about gender.

based sword art purist

No clutch claw?

is the potential that you'll be thrown off and damaged too high?

Thanks for hitting me up everyone.

So far, i've gone with dual blades and insect glaive, and have not used the defender or guardian stuff because i feel like i need to grind a bit to learn what the fuck i'm doing. I did have some fun trying to track down the Kulu-Ya-Ku dipshit bird because I started in completely the wrong area and had to spend 30 mins actually getting on its trail instead of getting yeeted by the Rathalos.

I haven't had the wiki open solidly yet, but i think i'll need to because i'm probably missing heaps. There's some suggestion i can capture instead of kill, but no NPC has actually advised how i do that yet. Also, there's probably a whole world of traps or bullets that I literally haven't considered yet, i've just been sneaking around until i'm up the monster's ass and then just dodging and slashing to infinity

even though not pictured or listed, i suddenly want to play SupCom or Star Wars Empire at War