Mindfury

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[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

From getting some tiktoks of Helldivers 1 lore, the Cyborgs are the precursor to the Automatons and have basically been entombed on Cyberstan (lmao), which is where they sought to be a free, independent socialist society of augmented humans and any others rejecting the fascism of Super Earth.

Helldivers 2 is apparently 100 years after, and there's suspicions that the Automatons aren't just a collective of killing machines making a beeline towards Super Earth - the forcibly-augmented/fully robotic have some level of sentience and are apparently mounting a liberation campaign on Cyberstan by travelling around the periphery.

also apparently the bugs literally produce oil and were bred for this purpose lmao

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Ukubian devils

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope his obvious ability to dunk (because he's like 6 foot 9) eventually turns him into a normal person

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

nah fuck it, keep it up because it's funny and we can spread it regardless

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

we can have little a lying, as a treat

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Todd Howard in Pyongyang: It just works todd

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

only ever watched DBZ and GT as a kid with a couple of episodes of OG Dragon Ball here and there, but with how fuckin horny Master Roshi was even in funimation dubs...

woof i can imagine

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

stonetoss cannot cum lmaoooooooooo

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

best bit about reading the article is finding out stonetoss cannot cum lmaoooooooooooooo

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

this is so sad
alexa play soichi terada

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
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