like seriously, nothing happens.
Dakota Johnson does legitimately just kidnap and adopt three teenagers, attempt to commit vehicular manslaughter and then manages to instantly fly to Peru in post 9/11 America while she was wanted for suspected kidnapping. That's it, that's the film.
The film is just a 2 hour teaser for a series of future movies that now won't get made. Why is Hasan the main villain and why are all of his lines overdubbed? And why the fuck did Sydney Sweeney's boobs become a culture war touchstone after she played a 15 year old orphan?
username from like 2 decades ago
deeply unserious film