Melatonin

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It really works! in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

But I'm not smart, so my reply makes sense

It really works! in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
  1. You'n-yun-ized
  2. Un-ion-ized
It really works! in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Are you a scientist or a plumber?

Checking off the correct things in c/lemmybewholesome@lemmy.world
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But you get the reference, right?

Checking off the correct things in c/lemmybewholesome@lemmy.world
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for your contribution. I'm not going to fix it, so everyone read this ^^^ so you know.

I'm not sure if I'm the stupidest smart person I know, or the smartest stupid person. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

If ignorance is bliss, I'm the happiest man on Earth!

This one goes in the top 10 for sure in c/stick@sh.itjust.works
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Almighty stick of the Sun.

me_irl in c/chronicillness@lemmy.world
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago

I finally got a diagnosis and it's so freeing.

Yes it's terminal, but it's so sooooo good to know what's happening.

We've made it back to 1,000 Subscribers in c/television@piefed.social
America’s famed ‘checks-and-balances’ governance system is failing in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago

Someone just noticed this?

mood in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Beer with ice. Hmm 🤔

I'm not sure if I'm the stupidest smart person I know, or the smartest stupid person. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is stupid stupid an option?

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DOJ says no evidence Jeffrey Epstein had a 'client list' or blackmailed associates (www.npr.org)
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Let me tell ya folks, THIS news has the Trumpers unhappy with their President

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Let me Google that for you is dead. Long live Kagi that for me. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Just let Dexter die already. He's not Jason Voorhees. He doesn't have the immoral certainly of Jason. He's wishy-washy. Let him die. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Why do you think I USE search operators? (infosec.pub)
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I have just finished watching "Shrinking" and before that "The Good Place." Can the community point me to other comedy/drama shows? Laughing and crying go good together. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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I just updated all my lemmy.ee subscriptions to their new locations. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Why is it called independence Day tomorrow? Shouldn't it be undependents day? At any rate we screwed it up. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Edit: I guess because that sounds a lot like underpants.

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Chocolate chip is a great cookie, but only if it's melty. If it's crunchy, it's just an average cookie. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Dolph is prime human (infosec.pub)
 

https://youtube.com/shorts/ssMoo5orDxw

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Diddy Found Guilty of Lesser Charges in Sex Trafficking and Racketeering Trial (www.jezebel.com)
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey horse." The horse says, "Buddy you read my mind." (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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It's 4:20 here (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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