McSudds_

You just became one of my new favorite people.

As far as I understand it, time as we know it didn't exist before the big bang, so by definition nothing existed before time. I don't really know how that works out either, I just go with what the fancy science people say

I hum to myself nearly constantly. If it's not the song stuck in my head, I'll just make up a tune. I quite like it, really.

Why?

The latter, I believe.

Exactly

If you're not sure when to smile and when not to, you end up smiling for too long

Shit like this is the only thing that makes me miss meat.

In the absence of obstructions, true! If, however, a carrot runs into an obstacle, the leaves will continue to grow while the carrot stays the same size, leading to the conundrum we see in the photo

Ramen.

Wow thanks I'm cured. Where do you recommend buying bootstraps?