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Alt Text: A cartoon illustration of armed turkeys springing out of a cooked turkey attacking everyone at a Thanksgiving dinner setting. Caption reads "The Trojan Turkey."

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Alt Text: A cartoon illustration of a tired witch and wizard couple having their morning coffee in a tiny apartment. Caption reads "There was absolutely no magic in the household until at least the second cup."

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Alt Text: A cartoon illustration of a witch and wizard walking holding hands with their pet bat creature. Caption reads "They had definitely had their differences over the centuries but the Witch and Wizard had made it work despite it all."

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Alt Text: A cartoon illustration of Santa vomiting a horde of living gingerbread men at the mall while traumatized children look on. Caption reads "It was technically a 'Christmas miracle' but none of the kids at Westgate Mall that day felt that way about it."

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Alt Text: A cartoon illustration of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer looking like Jack Nicholson from the Shining. Caption reads "Rudolph the Redrum Reindeer."

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Alt Text: A cartoon illustration of a happy vampire trying on a shirt he just ordered online. Print available at gricklemart.com

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Alt Text: The average person eats one and a half bananas in their sleep every year

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Alt Text: "I wish - had red hair. People say gingers aren't lucky, but they are. "

-Samuel L. Jackson

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Alt Text: People cry when they cut onions because the food releases a chemical that triggers a person's most embarrassing memory.