MattTheSmithers

joined 2 years ago
[–] MattTheSmithers@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

“How would you like to watch something even less entertaining than this game in a place that is trying really hard to turn itself into 1942 Germany? Well have we got news for you!? The Pro Bowl is in Florida this year!”

[–] MattTheSmithers@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

You know how the Germans have words for common concepts (almost all of which are horrible), that English does not have equivalents to?

After today there will be a German expression for “shitty football game between bottom feeding teams.”

[–] MattTheSmithers@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

“Punt party.” Even the NFL network’s studio team talking shit on this game 😂

[–] MattTheSmithers@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Rob Gronkowski is set to make more money doing “stupid tight end doesn’t understand basic English or concepts” commercials than he did in the NFL.

[–] MattTheSmithers@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Belichick: I know these mother fucking announcers have spent half the game speculating about whether I’m getting fired. Time to troll ‘em.

[–] MattTheSmithers@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Begging refs for a flag is every bit as soft as flopping in the NBA. I wish the NBA and NFL would do what the NHL did and create a penalty for it.

[–] MattTheSmithers@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

So, these teams are truly awful.

[–] MattTheSmithers@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

This makes me wonder….

What is the over/under on the number of times Pat Tillman is mentioned during a studio or in-game broadcast today?

I would say 44…..but that seems low.

[–] MattTheSmithers@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Frankfurt is credited with being the birth place of Frankfurters.

Pikachu face.

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I blame Travis/T.Swift for making the whole family overexposed, but despite being a seemingly sweet woman, I am tired of Mama Kelce.

[–] MattTheSmithers@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Anyone here live in or a West Virginia alumni that can illuminate this sub on the proper way to sing Sweet Caroline?

[–] MattTheSmithers@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Indy fans — I know that you just hired a coach and everything. But do you drop him to enter the Harbaugh sweepstakes or do you guys not share the same nostalgia toward him as Chicago?

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