MarieMarion

France : I'd call cubed potatoes in mayonnaise a salad. A proper potato salad would have sliced pickles and diced ham, but still.

As a French speaker, I stg your genders for LE sun and LA moon don't make a lick of sense, and sound really wrong.
DER Sonne is obviously a guy. Goes to the gym every day, lifts weights, big muscles, maybe a bandana. Picture a ladies' man from 1985 in a beach town, and that's him. And DIE Mund is the protectress of women.

France, 1980's, we played the recorder thoughtout middle school.

What's the other way to be poor?

I'm the same. I don't listen to music, ever. It does nothing for me (except hurting my ears if it's medium or high volume, annoying me, stressing me out if it's fast, and preventing me from understanding spoken words.). There's something weird in my brain, I think.

Snot banshee. The insult I didn't know I needed. Thank you.

Eggs are trans people before they've hatched. When they still don't realize, or aren't sure.

There are dozens of us! I'm a mom who works in publishing and don't know a linux distro from a pokemon (other than Pikachu.)

Social conditioning, once again. We're French, and it's totally possible for us.
Yesterday, among strangers, at the local lake, my 42 year old friend was topless, playing with her 7 year old son and her 5 year old (naked) step-daughter. A 36 yo pregnant friend was wearing a string bikini around her husband, 6 yo daughter, and in-laws. It was a non-issue.
Not saying all rules can always be broken, but they're heavily context- and culture-dependant.

A couple of months? I reflexively thought No, it must be a couple years already.
Damn, those were long months.

Merde je croyais que le passage en citation était une parodie sarcastique. Vraiment pas ?