Malfeasant

joined 2 years ago
[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago

As Iggy Pop said, now I wanna be your dog.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait until you hear about quantum immortality...

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Reinventing the wheel leads to a profound understanding of why wheels are round.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

Isn't the onion supposed to be satire?

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

One does not preclude the other...

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

They just want you to think they're incompetent...

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

When my kids are quiet...

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

I drove at least a thousand miles to see the one that crossed the US in 2017. I agree with the awesomeness of it all- and despite being in the middle of nowhere, there were a lot of people around, so when totality began, there was this collective gasp that was almost as amazing as the eclipse itself.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

There's a name for it- euphemism treadmill

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago

Hey look, I'm good at something.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yes, but that's why x86 assembly programmers do it...

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