Malfeasant

joined 2 years ago
[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And of course my wife picked now to get divorced...

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

BC and AD are separate numbering schemes- so just because there is no year 0 defined doesn't mean you can't extrapolate - 0 AD is the same as 1 BC, and you'll have -1 AD which is equivalent to 2 BC and so forth...

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

I have a 2005 car, but I don't burn CDs. I plug my phone into a cassette adapter.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You are misusing "intrusive thoughts" much the same way people who like a clean house misuse "OCD". Intrusive thoughts are not something you'd be ok doing were it not for social pressures. Intrusive thoughts are things you don't want to think about, but pop into your head anyway, like steering your car into oncoming traffic, or punching your grandma.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Fruit of the poison tree...

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And if they give you some bullshit about "exigent circumstances" to try to convince you to agree to something, just remember, if they met the criteria for exigent circumstances, they wouldn't be asking, they'd have already broken your window or door or otherwise removed your agency.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How do we know you're not an AI bot?

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Sorry, I've been eating better for my health.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Fortunately I've been to a cardiologist recently and found my heart is fine. Still don't know what was wrong with me for several months, but it wasn't that.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago

"haha rape"

Rape is never funny. Unless it's a clown getting raped. And he squeaks with every thrust.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

While this is true, I was still grossed out when my wife used to repeatedly borrow my toothbrush... Like yeah, we'd kiss and exchange many more bodily fluids, but it's not like we're scraping each other's teeth and digging between gums and teeth when we're kissing...

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Fuck man, if I was going to stay married I wouldn't need a vasectomy, wife had a tubal when our 2nd was born by C-section - "as long as you're in there..."

But now she wants a divorce for what she says is all my fault, but weirdly coincides with some health problems I was having... Like sorry I wasn't paying enough attention to you when I thought I might be dying...

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