MalarchoBidenism

joined 4 years ago
[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

This is beautiful. This is Slammer's Garden of Earthly Delights

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

Joe Biden looked disgusting at the debate - heart protruding - very very disrespectful trump-anguish

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Every election cycle liberals pull out the obnoxious food analogies. debord-tired

"Hillary is like a hamburger and Trump is like a big stinky poo turd. I know some of you wanted pizza but they don't serve pizza so it's either the hamburger or the smelly poo big poopy turd of shit poop!!!!" so-true

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Chey Gweyvara, folks. What a guy! Brought down Crooked Fulgêncio, remember him? Boy, he was nasty, really NASTY guy, Fulgêncio. And the Cuban people said "get him out of there!" and they did, they freed Cuba. Nobody thought it could be done, but they did it. Then they made a big wall with Chey's face on it, that's how tremendous he was. He wasn't even Cuban, and they put his face on a big wall. And the lying media says he hated the gays, can you believe that? a-little-trolling

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I am too permabanned from worldnews to do this sicko-wistful

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

It's hard to directly compare games like this unless they're in the same genre, but Outer Wilds is what came to mind immediately.

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

who-did-this -style article titled "Yes, Ukraine has a Nazi problem" in which the author wonders how is it that nobody ever noticed the Nazi symbols the Ukrainian military has been using this entire time, and then explains how that relates to Zelensky's support for the terrorist Hamas terrorists who October 7-ed Israel on October 7.

speech-top

lathe-of-heaven

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

smoke screens, oil slicks and even bucket loads of tacks to puncture the tires of their pursuers.

:dick-dastardly:

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 63 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Imagine there's no pronouns
It isn't hard to do

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Esmailelbob is also a reactionary.

Unfortunately every other instance on that list is either down all the time or most of the time.

 

chad-trotsky - Um, they're ok.

huey-lewis - Their early work was a little too liberal for my taste. But when ChapoChat came out in '20, I think they really came into their own, politically and artistically. The whole site has a pig, poop balls, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the posts a big boost. They've been compared to Lemmygrad, but I think CTH has a far more silly, strigine sense of humor.

chad-trotsky - Hey, Halberstram?

huey-lewis - Yes, Trotsky?

chad-trotsky - Why are there Stan Kelly sickos all over the place? Do you... Do you have a cat? A little indoor cat or something?

huey-lewis purge-2 - No, Trotsky!

chad-trotsky - Is that a Stalin emote?

huey-lewis - Yes it is! In '21, the chapos released this: Hexbear, their most accomplished site. I think their undisputed masterpiece is c/badposting. A comm so shitty, most people probably don't look at the posts. But they should, because it's not just about tactical diaper bags and AI art of Godzilla holding pregnant Henry Cavill, it's also a personal statement about the posters themselves!

Hey, Trotsky!pika-pickaxe Try sending in a silly letter now, you fucking stupid bastard!

 

You keep saying that which is ironically quite a childish position.

"Stop bombing children" "stop bombing children"

completely oblivious to the complexity of the situation

 

Fascists: I want everyone in the same country, rich and poor alike, to accept their place in the hierarchy and do their part to protect our Glorious Nation™ from foreigners. Seriously you guys, I can't stress enough how much I hate communism and want literally the exact opposite of what they want. Surely nobody will ever lump us-

Liberals: C O L L E C T I V I S M :galaxy-brain:

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