MagicShel

If I hadn't been out of work for months, I'd have started an account just to short it. It's rare to find such a sure bet.

I'm betting that accelerates.

It's losing money hand over fist, has a tiny user base and little name recognition. They have no assets worth anything.

The fundamentals are clear: the stock is completely worthless except as a wild gamble. People would be better off investing in penny-stocks.

The spam emails I get are all over the board on this one. Some days I really regret having multiple email addresses. I clean like 20/day from my two primary ones.

I get everything from happy news to "help me Obi-wan Kenobi, you're our only hope."

I like that lingerie. I feel like I might chew a couple holes in it before long, though.

The line between fetish and mental illness can sometimes be blurry. Of course, that means some folks are just one sex worker shitting on their face away from mental wellness.

I'm barely awake yet, but my day is off to a good start, anyway.

It's a very nice view and I hope to see more.

We need a switcheroo community so there is something to dive into.

This is so self-evidently preposterous I don't even know what I could add to further refute it.

What do you think people hate about it, the name? Come on. Hatred for the proposals in it is the most bipartisan thing I've seen in a decade at least.

They are going to have a government shutdown for Christmas and the first week of the new year? You won't even be able to tell because everyone is on vacation then anyway.

I want to say yes, but your collar says no.