Madrigal

Of course. I’m just referring to the usual propaganda version, which I believe OP was too.

Everything starts to make sense when you realise “The Economy” is just a euphemism for “Rich People’s Interests”.

within a few hours… or a couple of days.

Whoa that’s amazing, given that clouds normally take months or years to disperse.

Read the room.

Worthless propaganda piece.

Not one mention of the right-wing pro-austerity government slashing spending everywhere it can.

Wellington is pessimistic

Gee, could it be something to do with the ongoing loss of thousands of professional jobs, and the ever-present loss of thousands more?

Standard HR. Not a profession that’s renowned for moral and ethical integrity.

Let's not forget that Mangione looks nothing like the guy in the original mugshot.

Modern web developer: That must be a typo, pretty sure they meant 14GB. If it loads slow, it's the infrastructure team's fault for having a poor caching strategy.

That’s a big assumption that eight cupcakes was the top end of the scale.

Consuming oxygen…

There’s a perfectly good definition of the difference between flowers and weeds.

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