Madison420

Sounds like the incantation for a very powerful mage that lacks all confidence.

Not surprising, I worked for them for like a month before they decided I needed to make my hair more "natural" whatever that may mean.

Words are important.. covfefe.

You don't like that they hire people as models so they can control their looks for a low end retail job?

It has.

Are you going to apologize while we're here?

Yep some funco pops and whatnot, just basically any sort of smooth plastic-y face.

You mean a bobble head because apparently those work incredibly well.

What was that question again?