MachineFab812

I smelled burnt toast and laughed, then decided to like this comment for reasons that still elude me... There is a stabbing pain in my cranium and I'm tearing up without knowing why.

Shove my corpse on a random desert hillside and study its decomposition ... hyper-specific because there's actually a study like so, but yeah, anything that isn't claimed by patients/doctors who need it, I want set out for sky "burial".

Now I think about it, I think I read that study wants entire corpses. Now I'm sad.

Only place I know in the US is CKJ studios in Florida, which seems more focused on shibari exhibitions when they mention it. It's like an "exhibit with class that runs for the week or so the exhibit is running".

Secret Service needed to find out if he had any sponsors, accomplices, handlers, whatever.

No, jackass. People that can barely afford their pets often(not enough) realize they can't afford kids. Getting rid of the pets doesn't make having kids affordable. Its also a lot easier to figure out who gets the pets when relationships sour.

There's just so many reasons almost no one is "choosing" pets over kids.

If you're willing to exploit nearly everyone you meet for free food and shelter, yes, yes it is.

Came here to say this. It's also remarkably easy to mooch off extended family, friends, even strangers. People usually feed their couch-surfer guests as well, who knew?

"Only while in use" counts when an app is allowed to run in the background as "in use". Allow push notifications? That app is running in the background.

Thirteen minutes ago, and you still haven't actually blocked me. Sounds about right.

One would hope, but no, so long as the Super-Intendent gets his kick-backs, this is the shit that takes priority over all-else.

THAT is a fucking masterpiece.