MacNCheezus

I don’t think the vice president has that power.

It’s clearly the sound an old modem makes when connecting to the internet.

It might just be lint

Understanding that everyone else is also human is really just the ground floor of empathy. You can go so much further than that.

I'm not sure it would look nicer, but at least it'd be more honest.

Great idea! Here, I'll start:

People need to understand that there is a difference between empathy and sympathy, and the former does not imply the latter. Empathy simply means understanding where a person is coming from (i.e. their motives), it does not require that you agree with them.

Catnip dealer

Hope you like microtransactions

Always has been

Right back at ya.

Better yet, make a meme about it

Here, this should help