MacNCheezus

Okay, so we agree there's no problem here?

No one has ever used the Italian singular of that word in English. As a loan word, it does not have to follow Italian grammar rules, and similar to pasta, it can be used both as countable and uncountable (i.e. a generic category term without plural).

But the singular was never used in the tweet.

That means you’re porn brained.

I hate to break it to you, but calamari IS the plural.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squid_as_food#Etymology

I could sell you some eggs for 100% markup so you can relive that memory.

Well, it’s state funded, what did you expect?

So I take it you’re a fan of the ol’ spicy butthole…

Did you really have to repost this less than a week from the last time?

I mean, the eggs are cheap again so I guess it worked?

I can confidently say that this guy is full of shit.